October 2008
5 Minute Management Course
codyaray:
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel...
“And maybe you don’t go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via annarchy) (via unicornology)
I’ve always felt this way - people who spend their lives avoiding confrontation and define themselves by why they don’t do are destined for hell, even if it’s just the one they live in every day. Life is about living - the good and the bad stuff. To...
Today has been one of those punch yourself in the...
singlescoop:somethingsnarky: (via megwhyte)
bunkercomplex:
James Brown - “Living in...
I saw a chick trying (and failing) to covertly...
bunkercomplex:
Now, I was ready to let out a hearty “oy” and give her a quizzical yet disgusted look. And my being 5’10 and no slouch would normally work for me. But she opened her mouth first to her flannel-clad boyfriend and a New Joisey accent came spilling out. Even I’m wise enough to know not to mess with a guidette.
“College is among the few products that don’t necessarily give you what you pay...”
– “America’s Most Overrated Product: the Bachelor’s Degree” - Marty Nemko (via tmblg)
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston Churchill (via velvetrobots) (via misterpeace) (via browneyes) (via kari-shma)